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In romance, we feel the need to zoom in and expound on our partner's foibles in intimate detail; in friendship, we tend to do the opposite, avoiding confrontation through fear, lethargy or both. Instead of getting to meet in boardrooms or in cafes, droves of people are now having to do Zoom classes and meetings. As expected, a lot of humorous memes have spawned as a result. Check out which memes are the most relatable to you. Gotta run, we got that Zoom meeting in ten! 1st Zoom Meeting Vs 10th Zoom Meeting. 1st Day Of Zoom Meetings.

Simple and fun: a zoom game built around sharing great jokes. Everybody gets to take a turn reading at least one hilarious joke out loud. That's basically the game in a nutshell: it's a joke party.

Now you might be thinking: Really? That's all there is to it?

Almost!

I've been testing this game for a couple of years and it works like magic. In a minute I'll show you the feedback and customer reviews to prove it.

And right now - in this pandemic - what we all want more than ever is to laugh.

Don't know any jokes? No problem! That's why you're here at JokeQuote. You'll find hundreds of the funniest jokes right here on this site. You can use the menu above to find categories you like.

Or you can save time and download my own personal selection of almost 100 tried and tested very funny jokes, appropriate for all ages and preferences. Just read on.

Here's how your zoom party works:

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Zoom Game - Option 1:
If You Have A Little Time To Prepare

Let's say you have 8 people attending your zoom party. (Or if not zoom, whatever conference software you prefer.) Use the menu above and spend however long you like browsing this site until you have found 16 jokes that YOU think are perfect for your group. Email each person TWO of your 16 jokes. (Make sure you send everyone different jokes!)

In your email, let each person know your zoom game is a joke party, and everybody will get to make the whole group laugh by reading their joke(s) out loud.

When it's time to play, and everyone has checked in, make sure each person can hear and be heard. You want everyone to NOT be muted so you all can hear each other laugh.

Remind everybody that this is a joke game. (After several weeks of social distancing, we're all ready to laugh. I promise you.) Let everybody know they'll have more fun if they can minimize distractions. No TV or music or kids playing in the background. Only people in the room who are either playing, or paying attention.

Ask who would like to start, or offer to start yourself.

Usually what happens is after a couple of jokes, the rest of the people are volunteering to go next. Most folks never get to make people laugh with a great joke because they can't remember jokes. But with this zoom game they can.

Usually it works best to have each person just tell one joke, then do another round. Of course you can do as many rounds as you like if you send them enough jokes.


Zoom Game - Option 2:
You Don't Have Time To Search For Jokes,
And You Want The Very Best Ones

In about two minutes from now you can have 98 of the absolute funniest jokes ever created, appropriate for ages 8 to 98. You can download them in a pdf file and keep them forever. You can copy-and-paste however many jokes you like to each person in your zoom party group. (Don't send them the whole pdf! Only the jokes YOU want THEM to read to the group.)

This is an actual game I created and make available here at JokeQuote. It's called MilkSnort! The JokeGame. Hundreds of people have bought it, played it, and tested it. All of their reviews and comments are available on the next page.

Watch the video below of me telling a joke from the MilkSnort! collection. You'll get an idea how much fun it'll be for your players to watch each other tell your zoom game jokes on video. Then click the link below that for the page with all the customer feedback and more. You can download your personal copy of MilkSnort! there too.

Enjoy!!


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The Zoom app allows you to get together for meetings virtually and collaborate with your team from wherever you are in the world. If you and your coworkers like sipping your coffee together in the morning or going over the details of a project together, boot up your laptop and log into Zoom. Screenshot your brainstorming session with one of the best captions for your Zoom meetings and checking in with your work BFFs.

You may be thinking, 'Do I have to post my meeting on the 'Gram?' Of course, the answer is no. If you and your coworkers aren't very close or you're covering some hefty deadlines during your chat, don't feel like you have to make everyone pause and pose for the camera. However, if you feel like the moment is right or your team wants to document your virtual meet-up, then by all means request that everyone waves or gives a thumbs up toward their screen. Then, send that picture around in an email chain or your group chat.

From there, consider posting the picture on your Instagram feed or in your story. If you decide to put it in your story, apply fun GIFs or cute words to show your love for your work pals. These 36 captions will be perfect for capturing your work hard, play hard #mood.

1. 'Greetings from our meeting on Zoom!'

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2. 'Work pals who Zoom together, stay together.'

3.'Less Monday, more coffee and chill Zoom meetings.'

4.'Catch my work crew on Zoom.'

5.'Don't mind me changing my background in the middle of this meeting.'

6.'Thank goodness for Zoom, huh?'

7. 'Pass me a coffee through the screen.'

8. 'What's on the Zoom agenda for today?'

9. 'Distance never comes between us and our coffee hangs.'

10. 'Thumbs up if you love Zoom meetings!'

11.'Fancy meeting you on Zoom.'

12.'Showing off our resting coffee faces on Zoom.'

13. 'Casual Fridays are reaching a new level on Zoom.'

14.'Good things come to those who hustle.'

15. 'Screenshots of Zoom meetings will never go out of style.'

16.'Working hard or hardly working?'

17. 'Messy bun and getting stuff done with my team.'

18.'If you're not amazing by my Zoom backgrounds, then we won't work.'

19.'You either love Zoom meetings, or you're wrong.'

20.'Let the virtual brainstorming session begin.'

21.'I've never met a coworker I didn't like.'

22.'Hanging out with my work pals ~virtually~.'

23.'Surprisingly, we had zero tech problems today.'

24. 'When in doubt, Zoom it out.'

25. 'Sorry I was late to the Zoom meeting.'

26.'First, we drink the coffee. Then, we log onto Zoom.'

27. 'Still figuring out this whole Zoom thing.'

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28.'So, when's the next Zoom meeting?'

29.'I'm pretty good at this whole 'meetings on Zoom' thing.'

30. 'What happens during the Zoom meeting, stays in the Zoom meeting.'

31. 'A dreamer, a doer, and a pro Zoom-er.'

32.'I spy a dog in somebody's camera on Zoom.'

33.'I think I'm allergic to all meetings — even the virtual ones.'

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34. 'It's work o'clock.'

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35.'Another day, another Zoom meeting.'

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36.'Just Zoom-ing. How about you?